Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Brevity Break

Sometimes, when stalking my stats I find search engine traffic far too much fun. I feel bad for the person searching ~ not just because they likely were disappointed in what they found, but because who searches for these things? Poor dears.

Dirty crack whore on street corner for free: Yah. We're all so interested in doing that chick. And I bet this fucking-for-free to support her crack addiction really allows her (or him) to have a website. Or maybe I'm jumping to the wrong conclusions... Maybe it was a crack whore looking for a free corner to work on.

Free Tips on how to mindfuck women: Why didn't this guy just type in misogynistic?

If I must make a point for you all ~ if the laugh wasn't enough ~ then it's this: Don't pander to your site stats. I'm certainly not going to write blog posts to lure these people here.

Err, maybe I just did.

Labels: ,

Grab The Bookmarketer For Your Site


Anonymous Amanda said...

I've started getting searches on how to be a prostitute in second life. I can only assume the searcher doesn't find any useful information from me.

Of course, now you'll get those searches too.


PS: Or maybe here's a market I'm missing. Since I don't play Second Life, it's certainly up for grabs.

May 9, 2007 6:41 AM  
Blogger Sara Winters said...

LMAO @ this post. Oh, the search terms I could post here. I'm still not sure if the person searching for "lying about past relationships" was looking for clues to evidence against their lover or a how-to guide to a cover-up.

May 9, 2007 11:39 AM  
Blogger Sara Winters said...

Because I'm bored and I know someone will find this interesting: Apparently you can use "bizarre masturbate" "she refuses to shave" and "secret web confessions + "wet dress"" to find my blog...and now gracie. Lucky her.

May 11, 2007 11:58 PM  
Blogger Marketing Whore said...

Thanks, Sara, I really wanted those surfers :p

HI Amanda :) I would be leary of making any move in gaming land... riddled with kiddles it is. Interesting idea, but dangerous too.

May 14, 2007 11:55 PM  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home