Brevity Break
Sometimes, when stalking my stats I find search engine traffic far too much fun. I feel bad for the person searching ~ not just because they likely were disappointed in what they found, but because who searches for these things? Poor dears.
Dirty crack whore on street corner for free: Yah. We're all so interested in doing that chick. And I bet this fucking-for-free to support her crack addiction really allows her (or him) to have a website. Or maybe I'm jumping to the wrong conclusions... Maybe it was a crack whore looking for a free corner to work on.
Free Tips on how to mindfuck women: Why didn't this guy just type in misogynistic?
If I must make a point for you all ~ if the laugh wasn't enough ~ then it's this: Don't pander to your site stats. I'm certainly not going to write blog posts to lure these people here.
Err, maybe I just did.
Grab The Bookmarketer For Your Site
Dirty crack whore on street corner for free: Yah. We're all so interested in doing that chick. And I bet this fucking-for-free to support her crack addiction really allows her (or him) to have a website. Or maybe I'm jumping to the wrong conclusions... Maybe it was a crack whore looking for a free corner to work on.
Free Tips on how to mindfuck women: Why didn't this guy just type in misogynistic?
If I must make a point for you all ~ if the laugh wasn't enough ~ then it's this: Don't pander to your site stats. I'm certainly not going to write blog posts to lure these people here.
Err, maybe I just did.
Labels: blogging, notes from the whore
Grab The Bookmarketer For Your Site
posted by Marketing Whore at
1:30 PM
4 Comments:
I've started getting searches on how to be a prostitute in second life. I can only assume the searcher doesn't find any useful information from me.
Of course, now you'll get those searches too.
XX
PS: Or maybe here's a market I'm missing. Since I don't play Second Life, it's certainly up for grabs.
LMAO @ this post. Oh, the search terms I could post here. I'm still not sure if the person searching for "lying about past relationships" was looking for clues to evidence against their lover or a how-to guide to a cover-up.
Because I'm bored and I know someone will find this interesting: Apparently you can use "bizarre masturbate" "she refuses to shave" and "secret web confessions + "wet dress"" to find my blog...and now gracie. Lucky her.
Thanks, Sara, I really wanted those surfers :p
HI Amanda :) I would be leary of making any move in gaming land... riddled with kiddles it is. Interesting idea, but dangerous too.
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