Thursday, August 9, 2007

The Burning When Twitter Pees

Them: Gracie, where you been? And why don't you twitter?

Me: Working. And twitter wouldn't count ~ it rhymes with fritter. :P

Them: But they all say twitter is "It." Not only are the big names are using it, but it's the best way to contact them.

Me: I thought "it" belonged to eBay?

Them: lol But... Twitter is HUGE.

Me: In my business, using twitter is just asking for trouble. The minute we use it we're the burning when they pee, the symptoms of STDs. No one wants porn at their party. At least that's what they say. But ask the working girls why they attend conventions ~ any convention ~ and the truth is seen. Twitter's just too public for folks who want sex to remain private, or folks who want to remove sex from the world. "All hail the petri dish."

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